{"product_id":"im-not-here-to-f-ck-spiders","title":"I'M NOT HERE TO F*CK SPIDERS","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-section-id=\"1clcckc\" data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"165\"\u003eI'M NOT HERE TO F*CK SPIDERS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"mg5nux\" data-start=\"167\" data-end=\"195\"\u003eIf you know... you know.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative basis-auto flex-col -mb-(--composer-overlap-px) pb-(--composer-overlap-px) [--composer-overlap-px:28px] grow flex\" style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; white-space: normal; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex min-h-0 grow flex-col text-sm\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-6a54b3fb-5d28-83ec-9762-9c8a49444de3-0\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-6a54b3fb-5d28-83ec-9762-9c8a49444de3-0\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-6a54b3fb-5d28-83ec-9762-9c8a49444de3-0\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-128\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" data-conversation-screenshot-content=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"0\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"f68b53f6-22cb-4686-966e-5c1bd32c1632\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"318\"\u003eOne of Australia's most iconic sayings, \u003cstrong data-start=\"237\" data-end=\"271\"\u003e\"I'm Not Here to F*ck Spiders\"\u003c\/strong\u003e simply means \u003cstrong data-start=\"285\" data-end=\"318\"\u003eI'm here to get the job done.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"320\" data-end=\"454\"\u003eIt's straight to the point, unapologetically Aussie, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who understands true Australian humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"456\" data-end=\"651\"\u003eFeaturing a bold oversized back print with distressed vintage typography and a striking 3D redback spider, this tee is made for people who don't take life too seriously—but still get things done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"804\"\u003eWhether you're heading to the pub, firing up the BBQ, camping, or just having a laugh with your mates, this shirt is guaranteed to start conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"19zqy0x\" data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"818\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative basis-auto flex-col -mb-(--composer-overlap-px) pb-(--composer-overlap-px) [--composer-overlap-px:28px] grow flex\" style=\"color: #000000; 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